Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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