If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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