if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
