i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
you made out with another girl for some wings
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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