How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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