Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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