What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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