I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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