It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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