i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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