You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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