Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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