Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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