He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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