you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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