awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i love accidental penises.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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