A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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