Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My vagina just recognized that song.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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