So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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