xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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