I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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