Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Every concussion has its silver lining
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
last night I used snow as a chaser
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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