Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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