She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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