You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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