shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
time to smoke my breakfast
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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