just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the room spins SO much faster in panama
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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