First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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