If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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