Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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