you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
