I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
