he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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