He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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