How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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