Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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