Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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