just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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