I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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