ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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