Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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