After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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