I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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