So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she pinky promised me she was 18
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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