i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I don't deserve a penis
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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