Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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