So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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