quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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