Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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