what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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