Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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