I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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