whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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