Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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