He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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